Merry christmas from dr. who.
Three minutes in and I'm already scared out of my fucking mind
THE SNOW IS TALKING OMG.
I SAID ID FEED YOU. I DIDN'T SAY WHO TO.
Claraaaaaaaaaa. You adorable little thing.
Doctor? Doctor Who? OMG
ice remembers too.
NOPE. SIMIAN GO AWAY.
The veiled detective.
N'awwwww. Hon you're so cute!
WINTER IS COMING.
Perhaps I can't, but I know a man who can.
OMGOMGOMG that's a sontaran. A GRENAAAADE.
Automated laser monkeys.
Ohhhh strax. Psychotic potato dwarf.
He's so miserable.
Two genders is a bit further than he can count. Typical middle child of six million.
What's wrong with dangerous?
(FYI this entire post is going to be witticisms from the dr who xmas special so you may just want to back out now also spoilers ahead so yep)
Memory snow. Telepathic fields. OOD.
Also they're married. LOL DR SIMIAN HAHAHA HOMOPHOBIA. NO IMPLICATIONS. THEY'RE MARRIED. TIME TRAVELERSSSSS. Also aliens. But duh because LIZARD WOMAN FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME.
Awwww. Clara. You're so cute. I love you. Basically. You have a sort of a shield. Yes it's invisible because he's the doctor and he does what he wants. Aw yis.
Walk in the clouds, Clara. Walk in the freaking clouds. HIDE AND SEEK AROUND THE TARDIS YISS.
Hmmm. This isss interesting. Interesting indeed. Why is she a governess?
She is pretty, honey. THAT'S THE YOUNG LILY EVANS OMGOMGOMG.
MM YES GOOD.
Do not attempt to escape, or you will be exterminated. May I take your coat?
One word answers. Kindness. He is not kind.
POND. I AM CRYING OGOHD WHYYYYYYY
DEAR STEVEN MOFFAT
FUCK YOU TO HIGH HEAVENS YOU'RE AN AWFUL PERSON AND NO ONE LOVES YOU GODDAMNITTTTTTRTTTTT
THE ETERNAL. GODDAMN. CREYS.
OALALS,SKFJGJFIEOWMCNXM HE'S SHERLOCK HOMMES JCKDOSLSKDJC
TAKES ONE TO SNOW ON O,GOMGOMGOMG
JIAKDJFJVJVKSLAOEIEKALCMCJFOVKVM M JDOLA, L I AM DYIMG
AND THE INTELLIGENT SNOW
Omg MOFFAT. Don't be clever, strax. It doesn't suit you. I'm the clever one, you're the potato.
IT'S COOLER. BOW TIES ARE COOL. DOCTORRRRRR.
HIS INLAWS ARE DEAD AND HE'S SAD.
This dwelling is under attack, human scum.
(Cracks neck) stay here.
YOU KISSED ME! You blushed.
My eyes are always front. Mine aren't...
Clara, you flirt. Oh honey you gave her a key on her first time in the TARDIS. OMG.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nopenopenope.
Shoot me. I hate Steven Moffat, really. You can't just... Who is she, anyway?
Well okay but strax do YOU understand?
Because he doesn't know who else to blame.
What does GI stand for anyway? Grr....
ICE ZOMBIE WHOOPS. OOOOOH IT ACTUALLY IS MORIARTY. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY VILLAINS. WINTER IS COMING, JON SNOW.
It's not rain, it's crying. Asmcmvkslcghdkslc. Claraaaa. Clara no. I like you. For now. You're a cutie. You're e cutest of all of the cutiepatooties.
OMGOMGOMG. Soufflé girl.
SHE DIED TWIIIICE. THE IMPOSSIBLE GIRL. WHAT IN THE WORLD.
HE IS A BORGGGGGG.
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW COMPANION OMG CYBERMENNNNN. YEP.